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Stevie|18|♀|♉

INFP. Demisexual. possiblybi/pansexy idk everyone is hot. Taurus. Misophonia. EDNOS. Writer. Reader. Artist. Amateur Philosopher. Liberal. Feminist. Vegan. Also I am obsessed with dogs and I ask to pet random people's dogs on the street and I have a dog and she is a golden retriever named Maisy and she's also 8.

My main fandoms are Homestuck, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sherlock, and Supernatural but I have lots of others, like I just started Doctor Who so. . . yeah.
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nihileigh:

This picture defines how I use the internet.

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getoffmybloghoe:

my weekends consist of mainly laughing at my computer screen

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knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

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Anonymous Asked:
I hope you feel better!

Thank

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thesherlockedboffin:

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

carcrashedheartintheblackparade:

dontforgettotwistanddiffuse:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

erbilgerbil:

carrybalmandkeepon:

Favourite Jensen modelling pictures

I literally cover my eyes and wince every time this appears

literally makes my day 500% better

Oh dear god. The fifth one..

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Jensen was literally a twink. Holy shit it doesn’t get any more twink than that.

im crying

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Lilo! She’s a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!”

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cronusamporas:

arsenic—-katnep:

armageddon2:

hussie is a genius.

it’s amazing how far Homestuck has come- and holy shit man, you came this whole way with it! but why…?

i have a theory why, actually.

have you ever heard of the “Agatha Christie Code”? for people who have no idea who Agatha Christie is: she’s widely considered one of the world’s best selling novelists. 

the Christie Code is the theory that the main reason her books were popular (and still are, 25+ years after her death) is that they are literally addictive 

so what is the Code, and how does it relate to Homestuck?

the Code consists of a few elements key to her writings:

  1. lengthy establishing descriptions at the beginning of the book
  2. quick dialogue and action towards the middle and end of the book
  3. simple phrasing, and a lot of repetition of both words and themes
  4. but most importantly… the use of 9+ characters

why 9 characters?

according to a documentary about Christie’s methods, the human mind can only devote focus to between 5 and 9 things/people/plotlines at a time.

past that, the reader will go into an actual unfocused hypnotic trance. they become overloaded with the cast of characters, and the intricate red herrings, and all the repeated words, and soon they are motherfuckin entrenched in that bitch

look back at that list of elements ^ and you’ll realize that every single one of them applies to Homestuck: the simple format catches you, the shit getting real keeps you, the memes indoctrinate you, and Hivebent seals the deal.

i repeat: hussie is a genius.

holy shit

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lenche-lubenche:

Raps about how drugs will kill you

Raps about how it’s okay to not have expensive clothes and shop at thrift shops

Raps about how it’s awful what homosexuals have to go thru,and how we should legalize gay marriage

Raps about how everything is expensive and how kids shouldn’t be so obsessed about what they wear.

MACKLEMORE EVERYBODY

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deodrant:

its bedtime somewhere 

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aliencupcake:

azzandra:

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

sexartandpolitics:

Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News

Way fewer.

NO. WAY.

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—BB

Weird. It’s almost like people who do not get pregnant don’t even need abortions.

IN OTHER NEWS WATER IS WET

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quidditchcapricious:

fer1972:

Salto de Fe by Omar Ortiz

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

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